Tuesday, December 6, 2011

TWILIGHT = equally cheesy/terrifying/hamball/scary and hilarious


              saw me some twilight baby!! 
setting:
11th floor movie theatre brownstone style with cheesy popcorn and million dollar reclining seats.

price:
9,000 won for ticket, 4,000 won for popcorn

highlights: 
pretty good soundtrack. shirtless jacob.

most terrifying moments:
bella giving birth. (HOLY SHIT). bella cracking her back in half and breaking her kneecap. the cgi baby that jacob imprints on.

what stephanie meyer did right:
holy moly bella looked legitimately disgusting when her baby was eating her alive. the bony limbs and the shrunken face. ew.

hottest man on screen:
TEAM CHARLIE!!!

worst wedding dress:
bella's nipple triangle jester dress.

downer moment:
koreans sushing me because i was laughing/woo-hoo-ing at the nakey jacob times and the beginning scene. GOSH.

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